{"product_id":"100-animals-that-can-f-cking-end-you","title":"100 Animals That Can F*cking End You","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from \"AnimalTok\" star @mndiaye_97\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Ever wonder how to tell if a moose is about to subtract you? Curious why you should be terrified of cassowaries, the “velociraptor that time forgot?” Questioning whether that cute baby hippo is actually a homicidal maniac in the making? Yea, so was Mamadou Ndiaye . . . and now he's got your answers.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e100 Animals That Can F*cking End You \u003c\/i\u003eis the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident. These include:\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e • The massive Southern elephant seal, which \"is built like a truck with the personality of a Spring Break frat boy\"\u003cbr\u003e • Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death\u003cbr\u003e • A golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite\u003cbr\u003e • Hyenas, which have no qualms eating their prey while it is still alive\u003cbr\u003e • A snake so quick it can strike you three times before you blink\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e You’ll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world.","brand":"Voracious","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41879419945138,"sku":"9780316453776","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0536\/7418\/0786\/files\/O_4b4fd67b-9358-4bf2-9ece-7680c7ab949b.jpg?v=1777262455","url":"https:\/\/shop.hachettebookgroup.com\/products\/100-animals-that-can-f-cking-end-you","provider":"Hachette Book Group","version":"1.0","type":"link"}