{"product_id":"brain-droppings-2","title":"Brain Droppings","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSometimes, a little brain damage can help.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e A book of original humor pieces by beloved comic George Carlin. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, \u003ci\u003eBrain Droppings \u003c\/i\u003eis infectiously funny. Also included are two timeless monologues, \"A Place for Your Stuff\" and \"Baseball-Football.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Readers will get an inside look into Carlin's mind, and they won't be disappointed by what they find:\u003cbr\u003e   \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eI buy stamps by mail. It works OK until I run out of stamps.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhat year did Jesus Christ think it was?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eA tree: first you chop it down, then you chop it up.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eHave you ever noticed the lawyer is always smiling more than the client?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eI put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf you ever have chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e Carlin demolishes everyday values and yet leaves you laughing out loud.  \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Grand Central Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42278600933554,"sku":"9780786883219","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0536\/7418\/0786\/files\/missing-cover_0ad1ed8a-2763-463b-a5bf-5433e0bfdfbd.jpg?v=1741646734","url":"https:\/\/shop.hachettebookgroup.com\/products\/brain-droppings-2","provider":"Hachette Book Group","version":"1.0","type":"link"}