{"product_id":"i-do-not-eat-children","title":"I Do Not Eat Children","description":"\u003cb\u003eA smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of \u003ci\u003eThere's a Monster in Your Book \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would \u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e eat a child. What do you think he is…a MONSTER? And kids are definitely \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, \u003ci\u003eever\u003c\/i\u003e—oops! There goes another kid....\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.","brand":"Little, Brown Books for Young Readers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43366426476722,"sku":"9780316474726","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0536\/7418\/0786\/files\/O_83b06523-9763-4786-8fc8-41bf5fac15b8.jpg?v=1776322945","url":"https:\/\/shop.hachettebookgroup.com\/products\/i-do-not-eat-children","provider":"Hachette Book Group","version":"1.0","type":"link"}