{"product_id":"my-horizontal-life-9781455577521","title":"My Horizontal Life","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn this raucous collection of personal stories, the comedian and bestselling author of \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eLife Will Be the Death of Me\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"This book is no-holds-barred hilarious.\" —Jennifer Weiner, \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e bestselling author of \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eBig Summer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e     You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e     Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMy Horizontal Life\u003c\/i\u003e is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grand Central Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67893367472306,"sku":"9781455577521","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0536\/7418\/0786\/files\/9781455577521.jpg?v=1793833703","url":"https:\/\/shop.hachettebookgroup.com\/products\/my-horizontal-life-9781455577521","provider":"Hachette Book Group","version":"1.0","type":"link"}